"The Quarantine"
April 22, 2020
The following script can be executed on screen as a four way split screen (that occasionally zooms in to various moments of full screen on a single character’s computer) or on a stage partitioned into four zones to represent each characters computer screen.
I own zero rights to any of these characters. I’m just bored and I love Seinfeld.
SEINFELD
“The Quarantine”
Written by Eric Leser, April 21, 2020
WE OPEN WITH A WEB CAM VIEW OF JERRY ON FULL SCREEN. HE IS DRINKING COFFEE. HE APPEARS TO BE ANNOYED THAT HE IS WAITING FOR SOMEONE. HE SIPS HIS COFFEE AGAIN AND THEN ANNOYINGLY LOOKS AT HIS WATCH. HE THEN LOOKS AT HIS IPHONE VISIBLE ON HIS DESK. HE THEN LOOKS TO THE UPPPER RIGHT CORNER OF HIS COMPUTER SCREEN. HE LOOKS BACK AT HIS WATCH.
JERRY
Why do I even have this thing?
A WINDOW POPS UP ON THE SCREEN: “GEORGE WANTS TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION”
JERRY
It’s about time…..
[Pushes button]
THE SCREEN GOES TO 4 QUARTER SCREENS. JERRY IS IN THE TOP LEFT. GEORGE IS IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT. GEORGE APPEARS DISHEVELED. HE APPEARS TO BE IN HIS BOYHOOD ROOM AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE, WHICH IS TRASHED. GARBAGE AND PIZZA BOXES LINE THE FLOOR. POSTERS ON THE WALL ARE FALLING OFF. A STRANGE BUCKET SITS IN THE CORNER. HIS HAIR IS A MESS. HIS GLASSES ARE CROOKED. HE IS WEARING A WHITE T-SHIRT WITH FOOD STAINS ON IT.
JERRY (CONT’D)
Georgie!
GEORGE
Hey Jerry.
JERRY
You’re late.
GEORGE
I just woke up.
JERRY
Just woke up? [Looks at his watch] It’s 2pm over there?
GEORGE
(Disinterested) Is it? oh.
JERRY
You uh, you look a little rough there Georgie. What have you been doing with yourself.
GEORGE
Nothing. I don’t do anything. I don’t do anything anymore. Last night I watched you tube
videos of Korean game shows. In Korean. For seven hours.
JERRY
Yeeesh….
GEORGE
This quarantine is killing me Jerry. I don’t go anywhere. I don’t see anyone. Why did I
think it would be a good idea to spend this lock down at my parents house?
JERRY
Well, If I remember correctly, it’s because you were LIVING at your parents house so…path
of least resistance.
GEORGE
Can’t go out. Can’t do anything.
JERRY
You stopped going out. You don’t do anything.
GEORGE
At least before I had the option.
GEORGE
Well…you’ve always had fewer options than you thought.
THE DOORKNOB TO GEORGE’S ROOM RATTLES. THE DOOR IS LOCKED. GEORGE’S MOTHER STARS KNOCKING LOUDLY FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
ESTELLE COSTANZA
George! George!
GEORGE
Oh no.
ESTELLE COSTANZA
George come downstairs. It’s almost time for Hannity.
GEORGE
Hannity? It’s 2pm mom.
JERRY ROLLS HIS EYES AT THE MENTION OF HANNITY.
ESTELLE COSTANZA
I tape recorded it yesterday. On the DVR.
GEORGE
You DVR Hannity now?
ESTELLE COSTANZA
No. I tape recorded it. On the DVR. Georgie come on out here. You haven’t been out of
that room in three days.
GEORGE
Leave me alone.
ESTELLE COSTANZA
There’s a smell coming from underneath the door. How many dirty dishes do you have in
there?
GEORGE
I said LEAVE ME ALONE!
ESTELLE
Alright already. But you better not be going to the bathroom in there. If I find out
you’ve been using a bucket…
GEORGE
THERE’S NO BUCKET!
A MOMENT PASSES. THERE IS A PAUSE AS GEORGE ASSESSES IF ESTELLE HAS LEFT. HE LOOKS AGGRAVATED. JERRY HAS BEEN PASSIVELY THUMBING THROUGH A SUPERMAN COMIC AND IS SIPPING HIS COFFEE THIS ENTIRE TIME.
JERRY
Ahhhhh domestic bliss.
GEORGE
I gotta get out of here. Tell me about your life. I need to live through you now. How’s
California?
JERRY
It’s sunny. It’s always sunny here. There’s no seasons. I never know what month it is
anymore.
GEORGE
What have you been doing?
JERRY
Nothing. I tried writing new material. But how do you make Covid funny? Is it too soon?
GEORGE
[In a mock Jerry voice]
What’s the deal with N-95s? Are they really better than the N-94s?
JERRY
Very funny.
GEORGE
[Continues mock Jerry voice]
And if this virus really was made in China shouldn’t it be broken already?
JERRY
Uh huh.
GEORGE
[Continues mock Jerry voice]
You’re telling me this is the first Chinese made product that doesn’t break after a month?
This?
JERRY
You’ve made your point.
GEORGE
I’m so bored Jerry. You have no idea.
JERRY
Why don’t you watch Netflix like every other human?
GEORGE
The first day of the quarantine, my father cancelled Netflix. Hulu. All of it.
JERRY
Cancelled?
GEORGE
Cancelled. He said they were tools of the “deep state.” Using them to spy on us.
JERRY
Deep state?
GEORGE
“Deep state.”
JERRY
Deep state? Hannity?
GEORGE
I can’t talk about it anymore. Too depressing Where’s Kramer?
JERRY
Like I should know. Probably still busy making those Tik Toks.
GEORGE
(showing more interest)Yeah….did you see this one???
GEORGE CLICKS AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD. A VIDEO POPS UP ON GEORGE’S SCREEN. IT’S A TIK TOK VIDEO OF ELAINE DOING HER AGGRESSIVE THUMB DANCING.
JERRY
Oh my God….where did he get the footage?
GEORGE
From your going away party.
A WINDOW POPS UP ON THE SCREEN: “KRAMER WANTS TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION. JERRY PUSHES A BUTTON. KRAMER POPS UP ON THE UPPER RIGHT QUADRANT OF THE SCREEN. THE CAMERA ANGLE IS ZOOMED IN TOO FAR AND FOCUSED ON IN HIS MOUTH AS HE AGGRESSIVELY EATS A LARGE SANDWICH. MUSTARD SPILLS EVERYWHERE. HE SPEAKS WITH HIS MOUTH FULL.
KRAMER
(mouth full) Jerry! George!
JERRY
Kramer!
KRAMER
You look tan! Well, Jerry looks tan. George….you look…..[makes a Kramer noise]
JERRY
Kramer…the sandwich….
KRAMER
What? (food falls out of Kramer’s mouth.)
JERRY
The sandwich Kramer. Put the sandwich down.
KRAMER
But I’m hungry, Jerry!
JERRY
It’s bad webcam etiquette. I don’t want to see this. No one wants to see this. Put the
sandwich down.
KRAMER PUTS THE SANDWICH DOWN IN PROTEST. HE STILL HAS MUSTARD ON THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE. BOTH JERRY AND GEORGE START POLITELY MOTIONING TO THE LEFT SIDES OF THEIR RESPECTIVE FACES. KRAMER, CONFUSED, REPEATS THIS MOTION BACK TO THEM IN MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO FASHION- WIPING THE WRONG SIDE OF HIS FACE. THE MUSTARD REMAINS.
JERRY
Ah forget it. Kramer. You look great. Still making the Tik Toks I see.
KRAMER
Yeah buddy. But not just Tik Toks. Kramerica Industries is thriving.
JERRY
Kramerica? It’s back?
KRAMER
We’re back!
JERRY
(Suspicious)Who’s we?
KRAMER
Me and uhh…..
NEWMAN MUSCLES HIS WAY INTO THE CAMERA FRAME AND THE CAMERA IS FORCED TO ZOOM OUT. NEWMAN GIVES THE CAMERA A TOOTHY GRIN AND A SADISTIC WAVE.
NEWMAN
Hello Jerry!
JERRY
Oh. Hello……Newman.
NEWMAN
He’s mine now. Don’t be jealous.
JERRY
Yeah…there’s a lot to be jealous of. Making Tik Tok videos all day long. You know, Elaine
is going to kill you.
KRAMER
Did you see the remix?
THE SAME VIDEO OF ELAINE DANCING STARTS PLAYING ON THE SCREEN. BUT NOW EACH TIME SHE LIFTS UP HER LEG, A FARTING NOICE PLAYS. NEWMAN, KRAMER AND GEORGE ALL LAUGH.
NEWMAN
But that’s not all. We’ve turned Kramerica Industries into an import/export business.
GEORGE
Import export? I can only imagine the imports. What are you exporting?
KRAMER
Toilet paper.
JERRY
Toilet paper?
KRAMER
Toilet paper. TP. White gold Jerry!
KRAMER’S CAMERA ZOOMS OUT THERE IS A LARGE BOX NEAR THE DOOR. NEWMAN HOLDS UP SEVERAL ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER AND SMELLS THEM LIKE HE’S SMELLING A ROLL OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS. HE IS HANDING THEM OUT TO PEOPLE LINE UP OUTSIDE HIS APARTMENT ONE BY ONE. HE TAKES HANDFULS OF CASH IN RETURN.
NEWMAN
Twenty dollars a roll!
JERRY
My God. That’s price gouging. And where did you get it all?
KRAMER
Remember my Y2K preparations? I had loads of this stuff just sitting in storage. Sold out
in like 2 days. Had to go to a black market supplier after that. This is funding my
retirement.
JERRY
Retirement? From what?
GEORGE
Black market supplier? For toilet paper?
KRAMER
Remember Bob Sacamano’s ex-girlfriend? Julie Wang? Met up with her down on Mott Street.
She hooked us up with some crates that “fell off a truck.”
JERRY
I don’t believe this.
KRAMER
I’m just giving the people what they want. I’m a man of the people, Jerry!
KRAMER OPENS UP HIS HAWAIIAN SHIRT TO REVEAL A BERNE 2020 T-SHIRT.
JERRY
Bernie would be so proud.
A WINDOW POPS UP: “ELAINE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION.” JERRY PUSHES A BUTTON AND SHE APPEARS ON THE LEFT LOWER PORTION OF THE SCREEN.
JERRY
Lainey!!!
ELAINE
Hi Jerry. [less interested]. George. Kramer. That guy.
JERRY
I’m glad to see you haven’t lost your mind during the quarantine.
ELAINE
I freaked out for the first few days. Thought we were all going to die. But then I decided
I wasn’t going to let this virus get me. I’ve cleaned every single inch of this apartment.
[holds up a spray bottle and rag and spans camera around a sterilized, spic and span apartment].
ELAINE (CONT’D)
Cleaned. Disinfected. Bleached. All of it.
GEORGE
(Sarcastically laughs and snorts.)
ELAINE
You uhh…might wanna look into cleaning some things yourself there George.
ELAINE’S CAMERA IS GLITCHY
GEORGE
We’re all getting it. We’re all dying. There’s nothing you can do.
IN THE BACKGROUND OF KRAMER’S CAMERA, NEWMAN CONTINUES TO ACTIVELY SELL TOILET PAPER AT THE DOOR.
ELAINE
That’s a pretty fatalist view.
ELAINE’S CAMERA IS GLITCHY
GEORGE
From where I’m living, that’s an optimist’s view.
JERRY
Enough. How’s the co-habitating?
ELAINE
It’s….it’s going. I spent all this time worrying about catching a virus that I think my
computer got one. I think David’s using it to watch porn.
JERRY
That is a ballsy move. In a one bedroom apartment. With your girlfriend. On quarantine.
ELAINE
He’s not my boyfriend.
PUDDY
(Off camera) Hey!
ELAINE
It’s - it’s complicated. Just leave it at that.
PUDDY
(Off camera) I don’t look at porn anymore.
ELAINE
[Clicking around on her computer screen]Is that why I have to clean up my desktop every
night? What even is this stuff?
THERE IS A KNOCK ON KRAMER’S DOOR. ANOTHER MAN TALKS WITH NEWMAN FOR A MOMENT. HE HANDS NEWMAN CASH AND NEWMAN GIVES HIM TWO ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER. NEWMAN THEN SCURRIES UP TO KRAMER WITH HANDFULS OF CASH. THEY CELEBRATE. ELAINE’S PHONE CHIMES. SHE PICKS IT UP. SHE IS WATCHING A VIDEO.
ELAINE
What-what is this? What is this video? Is that me?
JERRY
Oh boy.
ELAINE’S PHONE CHIMES AGAIN. THEN AGAIN. THEN KRAMER’S COMPUTER STARTS CHIMING RAPIDLY.
KRAMER
Oh momma……..oh you’ve gone VIRAL!
THE CHIMES ON BOTH THEIR DEVICES INTENSIFY. KRAMER AND NEWMAN GET MORE EXCITED. ELAINE GETS MAD.
ELAINE
I want this off the internet NOW.
KRAMER
But you’re a sensation! You could be the next Grumpy Cat.
DAVID PUDDY WALKS INTO CAMERA VIEW AND STUDIES THE VIDEO. THE CHIMES CONTINUE.
PUDDY
She’s no Grumpy Cat.
ELAINE
David? How could you say that?
PUDDY
I don’t see it. That cat was made for show business. You? (shakes his head.)
ELAINE
I could be bigger than grumpy cat.
PUDDY
(Laughs)No one’s bigger than grumpy cat.
A STRANGE LOOKING MAN ENTERS THE BACK OF KRAMER’S APARTMENT TO BUY TOILET PAPER FROM NEWMAN. NEWMAN CASUALLY HANDS HIM TWO ROLLS. KRAMER LOOKS UP AND BECOMES ALARMED.
KRAMER
Hey! You!
MAN
Me?
KRAMER
Yeah you. Who the hell are you? We don’t sell to just anybody.
NEWMAN
(Snatching the toilet paper back) We’ve never seen you around here before.
KRAMER
You just show up here and expect us to sell to you? You need an introduction.
MAN
FDR sent me.
KRAMER
FDR? Newman, did you know anything about this?
NEWMAN SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DENIAL.
KRAMER
Check him for a wire.
MAN
A wire?!?
NEWMAN STARTS FRISKING THE MAN AND TRYING TO LOOK DOWN HIS SHIRT.
NEWMAN
Are you a cop? If you’re a cop you have to tell me. That’s the law.
JERRY
I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works.
NEWMAN
He’s clean.
KRAMER
Ok then. Thirty bucks.
MAN
THIRTY BUCKS?
JERRY
Thirty bucks?
KRAMER
Capitalism. Supply. Demand. Thirty bucks.
THE MAN RELUCTANTLY TAKES OUT MORE MONEY AND HANDS IT TO NEWMAN WHO SNATCHES IT AWAY. NEWMAN SHOVES TWO ROLLS INTO THE MAN’S CHEST. THE MAN LOOKS PLEASED BUT THEN STARTS INSPECTING THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS.
MAN
Hey….is this Chinese writing?
NEWMAN LOOKS SPOOKED AND STARTS PUSHING THE GUY OUT THE DOOR.
MAN (CONT’D)
This shit is counterfeit Charmin!
NEWMAN SLAMS THE DOOR. YOU HEAR THE MAN YELLING IN THE HALLWAY
MAN (CONT’D)
This is Chinese toilet paper!!!!
NEWMAN
(opens the door) No more sales today! We’re closed. (slams the door).
JERRY
Capitalism. What happened to man of the people?
KRAMER
Well I have to provide for myself first, Jerry. Kramerica is a small business. And I haven’t seen a dollar of my federal relief funds yet. How are we supposed to survive?
ELAINE
Like a cockroach.
CAMERA VIEW GOES FULL SCREEN ON GEORGE
ESTELLE COSTANZA
(from behind the door)
George. George I need you to come out of there.
GEORGE
Leave me alone ma!
ESTELLE COSTANZA
I need you to fix the garbage disposal again.
GEORGE
Ask dad to do it.
ESTELLE
He’s not here.
GEORGE
What? You let dad out of the house?
ESTELLE
He’s going to that protest.
GEORGE
(Panic building) Protest? What protest? He’s going to a protest? With people?!? He’s gonna
kill us all!
CAMERA GOES FULL SCREEN ON ELAINE. ELAINE IS BUSY APPARENTLY CLEANING UP HER LAPTOP FROM VIRUSES. SHE FINDS SOMETHING INTERESTING AND CLICKS ON IT. A LARGE FLIER WITH MISSPELLINGS POPS UP ON THE SCREEN. ITS A HOMEMADE FLIER FOR A QUARANTINE PROTEST IN CENTRAL PARK. THE CAMERA ZOOMS FULL SCREEN TO ELAINE
ELAINE
What is this?
PUDDY
That’s my flier.
ELAINE
Your flier?
PUDDY
Yeah.
ELAINE
For what?
PUDDY
Protest flier.
ELAINE
Protest? Protesting what?
PUDDY
Protecting my constitutional rights. We’re protesting.
ELAINE
(To Puddy) You’ve been leaving the house?
Oh my god- have you been putting these up around the neighborhood.
PUDDY
I don’t know. Times Square. The subways. Everywhere.
ELAINE
(shocked) You’ve been all over New York and then c-c-coming back? Coming back here?
PUDDY
Yeah. All over.
ELAINE
Are you insane?
PUDDY
I’m insane about our first amendment rights, yeah.
ELAINE
Its not about amendments. Its about science…..it’s about epidemiology….
PUDDY
Don’t push your religion on me.
ELAINE
It’s science!
PUDDY
Fine babe. When this is all over, I’ll take you to any church you want to go to.
Scientology or whatever.
ELAINE
Epidemiology!
FRANK COSTANZA ENTERS ELAIN’S APARTMENT CARRYING A LARGE HANDFUL OF FLIERS. HE IGNORES ELAINE WHO IS HORRIFIED ANOTHER HUMAN HAS ENTERED HER APARTMENT. HE SPEAKS TO PUDDY.
FRANK COSTANZA
Are you ready David?
THE CAMERA GOES BACK TO FOUR WAY SPLIT SCREEN
GEORGE
Dad?
FRANK COSTANZA SEES GEORGE ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND MOVES CLOSER, BUMPING INTO ELAINE IN THE PROCESS, WHICH DISGUSTS HER. ELAINE RUNS AWAY. FRANK SPEAKS TO GEORGE.
FRANK COSTANZA
My God! This is what you’re doing in your room all day long? You’re a smut peddler?
INTERNET PORN? FROM MY HOUSE?!?
GEORGE
What? Smut? No! I’m talking to my friends!
FRANK COSTANZA
Well, at least internet pornography would have showed some ambition. You need to clean
your room. It’s disgusting in there.
GEORGE
You left the house? You’re gonna get us killed!
FRANK COSTANZA
I’m not gonna let them kill our freedoms. And I better not catch you in your room with
that bucket.
GEORGE
THERE’S NO BUCKET!
WE GO FULL SCREEN TO ELAINE’S COMPUTER. ELAINE RETURNS ON CAMERA WEARING A SURGICAL MASK AND GLOVES. SHE WIELDS HER SQUIRT BOTTLE AND A BROOM IN A MENACING FASHION, LIKE WEAPONS.
ELAINE
Get out.
FRANK COSTANZA
(to Puddy) You need to take control of your woman.
ELAINE
I’M NOT HIS WOMAN!
ELAINE SPRAYS CLEANING SOLUTION IN FRANK’S FACE AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH THE BROOM HANDLE TRYING TO USHER THEM TOWARDS THE DOOR. WHEN PUDDY RESISTS SHE TURNS HER WRATH TOWARDS HIM.
FRANK COSTANZA
(screams)
CAMERA GOES BACK TO FOUR SCREEN
GEORGE
Dad! Dad! I’m coming!
GEORGE STARTS SCRAMBLING TO GET HIS CLOTHES ON. HE STANDS UP TO REVEAL HE HASN’T BEEN WEARING ANY PANTS THIS ENTIER TIME. HIS GRAYED “TIGHTY WHITEYS” ARE REVEALED. JERRY AND KRAMER CRINGE. GEORGE’S CAMERA THEN GOES FULL SCREEN AS HE SCRAMBLES AROUND HIS DISGUSTING ROOM TRYING TO GET HIS CLOTHES ON. JUST THEN, ESTELL COSTANZA MANAGES TO BURST THROUGH HIS DOOR
ESTELLE COSTANZA
(Yells)What’s all the commotion?
ESTELLE IS APPALLED AT THE STATE OF HER SON AND HIS ROOM. IN HIS HASTE AND SURPRISE, GEORGE TRIPS AND KNOCKS THE COMPUTER OFF THE TABLE. THE VIEW IS NOW SIDEWAYS.
ESTELLE COSTANZA (CONT’D)
Oh my god…..
JERRY
Hi Mrs. Costanza.
GEROGE’S COMPUTER SCREEN CUTS OUT TO A SNOWSTORM. THE CAMERA THEN GOES FULL SCREEN ON KRAMER, WHO IS ENJOYING WHAT HE’S BEEN WATCHING.
KRAMER
Somethings never change, huh buddy?
THERE IS LOUD POUNDING ON KRAMER’S DOOR.
NEWMAN
We’re closed.
VOICES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR
We want our money back!
KRAMER
(counting his money) No refunds!
NEWMAN
(counting his money) No refunds!
THE BANGING ON THE DOOR STARTS TO ESCALATE.
JERRY
I think you might want to lay low for a while.
KRAMER
Oh they’ll settle down. And they’ll be back. How long do you think those rolls will last?
They always come back.
THE CAMERA GOES FULL SCREEN ON ELAINE’S COMPUTER. IT CONTINUES TO GLITCH. SHE IS ENGAGED IN AN EPIC BATTLE TO EVICT PUDDY AND FRANK FROM HER APARTMENT, USING HER CLEANING SUPPLIES AS WEAPONS BUT ALSO CLEANING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH. SHE IS IN A RAGE AND SHE IS WINNING. SUDDENLY GEORGE BURSTS THROUGH HER FRONT DOOR.
GEORGE
Dad!
ELAINE IN A FIT OF BLIND RAGE SPRAYS GEORGE IN THE FACE AS WELL AND CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BROOM. GEORGE GOES FLYING FORWARD INTO ELAINE’S COMPUTER DESK. ELAINE’S COMPUTER SCREEN CUTS OUT TO A SNOW STORM.
JERRY
George? Lainey?
CAMERA GOES FULL SCREEN TO KRAMER’S COMPUTER.
KRAMER
(lauging) Get’em Elaine!
THE BANGING ON KRAMER’S DOOR IS EXTREMELY LOUD. THERE ARE MANY PEOPLS IN THE HALLWAY TRYING TO GET IN.
KRAMER (CONT’D)
(to Newman) Hey- you gotta take care of that.
NEWMAN
Take care of what?
KRAMER
Those people. You’re security.
NEWMAN
(gulps and yells through the door) We’re closed! We’re closed!You’re too close.
KRAMER
Tell’em to bend the curve.
THE COMMOTION OUTSIDE THE DOOR FURTHER ESCALATES
NEWMAN
Bend the...bend the thing. Come back tomorrow!
PAKISTANI MAN
This is bad TP! You are bad man!
KRAMER
I tell you Jerry, I’m really digging this capitalism thing.
JERRY
Bernie and Vito Corleone would be so proud.
SUDDENLY KRAMER’S DOOR BURSTS OPEN. PEOPLE RUSH IN. KRAMER RUNS TO PROTECT THE MERCHANDISE BUT IS TRAMPLED BY THE MOB. NEWMAN RUNS TOWARDS THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITH SOME TOILET PAPER TUCKED UNDER HIS ARMS. HE GRABS KRAMER’S SANDWICH AND RUNS THROUGH THE MOB LIKE A LINEBACKER AND OUT THE DOOR. HE IS ALSO ENGULFED BY THE MOB.
PAKISTANI MAN
This is Chinese toilet paper! My butt now has Covid! You are bad men! Very bad men!
JERRY
Kramer? Newman?
THE PAKISTANI MAN WALKS UP TO THE COMPUTER AND PEERS INTO THE CAMERA. HE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
JERRY
Babu?
THE PAKISTANI MAN GRADUALLY CLOSES THE LAPTOP. THE CAMERA IS FULL SCREEN ON JERRY.
JERRY
Babu!
THE SCREEN GOES TO BLACK FROM THE TOP DOWN
END