"The Quarantine"
April 22, 2020 The following script can be executed on screen as a four way split screen (that occasionally zooms in to various moments of full screen on a single character’s computer) or on a stage partitioned into four zones to represent each characters computer screen. I own zero rights to any of these characters. I’m just bored and I love Seinfeld. SEINFELD “The Quarantine” Written by Eric Leser, April 21, 2020 WE OPEN WITH A WEB CAM VIEW OF JERRY ON FULL SCREEN. HE IS DRINKING COFFEE. HE APPEARS TO BE ANNOYED THAT HE IS WAITING FOR SOMEONE. HE SIPS HIS COFFEE AGAIN AND THEN ANNOYINGLY LOOKS AT HIS WATCH. HE THEN LOOKS AT HIS IPHONE VISIBLE ON HIS DESK. HE THEN LOOKS TO THE UPPPER RIGHT CORNER OF HIS COMPUTER SCREEN. HE LOOKS BACK AT HIS WATCH. JERRY Why do I even have this thing? A WINDOW POPS UP ON THE SCREEN: “GEORGE WANTS TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION” JERRY It’s about time….. [Pushes button] THE SCREEN...